Scientists Discover Oldest Skeleton Of Human Ancestor; Report Face Looked Like Hugo Chavez

The most well-preserved skeleton of an ancestor ofprecursor of homo sapiens may have believed in the
homo sapiens has been discovered in Ethiopia. Thedevil. One of the scratchings has been translated that
skeleton, dating back about 3.3 million years, is astates, "If you're looking for the devil, first look into a
member of the evolutionary group known asreflecting pool."Meanwhile, Hugo Chavez, on hearing
Australopithecus Venezuelas and had a face thatabout the remains, asked that they be turned over to
looks remarkably like Hugo Chavez.Scientists have yetVenezuela, because, if the ancient person did look just
to determine if the homonid retained tree-climbinglike him, he or she may be a distant ancestor, and so,
capabilities. Apparently, its arms hung below its knees,he reasons, the remains belong to the Chavez
and it had a short neck like a gorilla. As they free morefamily.He has also voiced the intention to lug the rock
of the skeleton from the sandstone in which it waswith the etchings on it to his next speech at the UN,
found, they will be able to determine if it did climbwhere he plans to say he took its advice and looked
trees.Remains of an ancient manuscript were alsointo a reflecting pool to see the devil. He saw George
found buried with the skeleton. It appears to be theBush, because right before he looked, he tossed in a
work of an ancient medicine man who identifiesphotograph of him.Tom Attea, humorist and creator of
himself as Neander Chompsky. Experts are attemptinghas had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics
to decipher the language in which it is written.Thehave called his writing "delightfully funny," "witty," with
scientists also discovered scratchings on a rock. So"great humor and ebullience" and "good, genuine laughs.
far they have been able to determine that the