| I can feel it. The googlebot is coming to get me. You | | | | thorough page-searching algorithm on the net. Google's |
| might say I am insane, but I know for certain that | | | | algorithm weeds out garbage more brilliantly then |
| Google is a strange company and that the founders, | | | | anyone else. It finds obscure sites quicker than |
| Larry Page and Sergey Brin, definitely have a master | | | | anybody else. How do they do it? The only way to |
| plan for the whole world.Sure, you might say, "They | | | | know for sure would be to steal their algorithm.I am |
| are just a couple of innocuous geeks." But you | | | | disturbed by Google's all-encompassing influence, but I |
| probably haven't read as deeply into them or their | | | | could never even consider the possibility of attempting |
| company as much as I have. I can't go into too many | | | | to steal their sacred algorithm. It would probably be a |
| specific details here because Page & Brin's googlebot | | | | sin to even recommend such an action. However, |
| records everything on the World Wide Web. All I can | | | | many others have penetrated Google's recesses and |
| say for now is that there is more to that gaping white | | | | a few have succeeded in doing diabolical tricks. What I |
| space on Page & Brin's famous homepage, then | | | | am talking about here are individuals who secretly |
| almost anyone realizes.Google prides itself on | | | | work for other internet portal companies and get hired |
| minimalism and speed. The perfect combination in an | | | | at Google, posing as run-of-the-mill computer scientists. |
| Information Age. That sparse page, has attracted over | | | | Google has an incredible vetting process, but a few |
| a billion people since its inception. That such a | | | | bad apples get in.These individuals, bad apples so to |
| streamlined creation could change the world boggles | | | | speak, lust for Google's algorithm. According to strict |
| the mind. All the big boys, Yahoo, MSN, AOL, | | | | protocol, only Page & Brin can see the entire algorithm |
| desperately fill their portals with as much clutter as | | | | at one time. However, bits & pieces of this crucial |
| possible. Google stays primitive but holds fast to the | | | | code are scattered about at Google headquarters, |
| most ass-kicking search algorithm(s) ever created.Just | | | | and the enterprising computer scientist, with enough |
| think if one could steal Google's search algorithm. The | | | | cloak-and-dagger ingenuity, can sometimes steal a |
| possibilities are intoxicating. A few pages of dense, | | | | few code nuggets and take them home and then sell |
| arcane code might be worth over a billion dollars! Of | | | | them to the competition. That's how the world has |
| course, I believe there already have been many | | | | partially caught-up to Google in page search speed. |
| attempts to steal their sacred algorithm, with a few | | | | Sacred Words by Geek Rulers |
| half-successes. Yahoo, MSN and others probably | | | | Christopher K Haan is a free-radical blogger and |
| have gleaned the minds of Google defectors for | | | | e-ranter who dreams of one day saving the world. He |
| many years.Yet Google, led by the mysterious geeks, | | | | is not ashamed of such a wild dream because he |
| Larry Page & Sergey Brin, always stays one-step | | | | knows that personal delusions sometimes actually |
| ahead of the competition. They constantly tweak their | | | | affect outside reality. |
| algorithm to make it the purest, most fair, most | | | | |